my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
*deletes butt pic*
Someone forgot to tell them about Belmont
Only three words to sum up this song: ‘Architecture won’t do’. Turner speaks in third person to his girl to let her know that the tours, travel and the hectic life of a musician on the rise doesn’t matter when she’s not there, waiting in one of the many airports.
'Cute things’ that one can see, the buildings, however interesting or overwhelming resulting in sight, are not enjoyable for him because ‘It don’t say the funny things she does’. In short, everything is irrelevant when there’s 'No signal or battery’ in the cell phone to appease the pain of the distance. And don’t try to lift our spirits because Turner responds ‘Don’t say owt cause you’ve got no idea.’
After all, missing someone is a feeling that can’t be explained. But in the words of the musician, can be described.
last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk