The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
i only take selfies after i facetime now apparently
Girl Interrupted (1999)
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!
I give up I will never find a friendship like this
There is no good and evil there is only power
MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
five nights at australia